Some OSA Members Need to Step Up Their Game

[CHenry]

One time I went in the work at 4PM. (the old swing shift days) The maintenance guy looked at me funny when I entered the control room - said "what happened to your face?". I was a drinker back then and a cut, bruise or black eye wasn't an unusual occurrence)

I walked over to the mirror and started brushing off my face, and breaking up the dried blood in my beard. (there was a lot) I was laughing as I did this, and the maintenance guy looked a little sick when I explained I hadn't been in a fight, but had had a really good time the night before lol. I can still see his face.

That's not what i.meant by fertilize it.
OMG LOL

 

[CHenry]

Lately been clean shaven at least every two or three days, have had a couple of interviews. My wife thinks I look younger w/o any facial hair. Not sure what I'll do next.

I can drop 10 years if I shave clean lol. I have a baby face other than the crows feet. Still don't have a double chin thank god.

 

[Buck98]

View attachment 540998I confuse small children this time of year.

Who do you confuse the rest of the year?

 

[CHenry]

Who do you confuse the rest of the year?

You

 

[dennishoddy]

Remembered I had a pic of my beard back in the day. That’s the longest it ever got.

 

[beardking]

Mine all cleaned up and purty like for lunch with the in laws.

 

[Mr.Glock]

Remembered I had a pic of my beard back in the day. That’s the longest it ever got.

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You married up! Way up!

 

[dennishoddy]

You married up! Way up!

Why, yes I did!

 

[gerhard1]

One tiime while I was at the Blackwell Pizza Hut doing their buffet, I noticed that a little girl just kept looking at me over the booth. She was with her mom and grandma and we left at the same time. As we were walking to the cashier, Grandma said to me that the little kid, who couldn't have been any older than four or five, kept asking her if I was Santa Claus.

I thought that it was amusing.

 

[sumoj275]

6-7 months. As old as I am now I doubt I can go 24” - 26” as I could when younger. I am going to see, as I started a month back. My last long one got burnt on a Jeep stinger front bumper, an accident with a welder.

Wife says I am so full of **** I will never go bald and grow hair so fast!

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I’m envious of the beard and and the hair on top of the brain can…I shaved my beard a month ago and it’s in the scraggly stage right now and I forgot how much b I hate this stage