Jay Leno:
The stock market is going down faster than a generals biographer. It is terrible out there. Terrible out there. Terrible.
The economy is so bad on the way to work I saw Phil Jackson holding a sign, Will coach for food. Thats how bad.
The economy is so bad James Bond switches from Heineken to Colt 45. Thats how bad its gotten.
The economy is so bad Paula Broadwell is now being forced to sleep with only three star generals.
The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama spokesmen. Thats how bad its gotten.
The economy is so bad President Obama sent Susan Rice out to defend it. Thats how bad the economy is
The stock market is going down faster than a generals biographer. It is terrible out there. Terrible out there. Terrible.
The economy is so bad on the way to work I saw Phil Jackson holding a sign, Will coach for food. Thats how bad.
The economy is so bad James Bond switches from Heineken to Colt 45. Thats how bad its gotten.
The economy is so bad Paula Broadwell is now being forced to sleep with only three star generals.
The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama spokesmen. Thats how bad its gotten.
The economy is so bad President Obama sent Susan Rice out to defend it. Thats how bad the economy is