The ideal woman (pics included)

[hunter966]

Perfect woman

1. Mute
2. Nymphomaniac
3. Father owns liquor store

And lots of good hunting land!!!!

 

[Pstmstr]

I didn’t marry a “big girl”, but over the last 34 years, I’ve ended up with a chubby wife. I wouldn’t trade my chubby 55 year old for any little hottie in that article.

She must be looking over your shoulder as you type this.

 

[Two Gun Warrior]

My great grandmother claimed to be part native american, but dna through ancestry from both me and my mom says no trace

Ancestry does not check for NA. My wife and I both had Ancestry test done and both showed no NA. My wife's great grand father was Cherokee and my great grand mother was full blood Cherokee. Ancestry is a rip off.

 

[THAT Gurl]

Ancestry does not check for NA. My wife and I both had Ancestry test done and both showed no NA. My wife's great grand father was Cherokee and my great grand mother was full blood Cherokee. Ancestry is a rip off.

I know I used the shocked emoji but nothing surprises me anymore. Sorry *******s.

 

[retrieverman]

She must be looking over your shoulder as you type this.

No, and I don’t need prodding to be nice.

 

[Aku]

This looked prepared by AI.

 

[Perplexed]

This looked prepared by AI.

Oh, the array of women was. It says so in the article.

 

[Hipshot]

If I didn’t have a great girlfriend here I would love to Illinois

 

[BillM]

I'm not a native-born Okie of any sort, having been born in Whittier, CA, but all my ancestors are, AFAIK, travelers. The word on genealogy, passed down through my grandmother, is that we're Scots, Irish, English, Dutch, French, Russian, German, Austrian, Lithuanian, Spanish, Native American, and Jewish. The Native American is connected to the French. Supposedly 5th great grandmother was NE NA woman married to a French trapper. If so, have no real idea which tribe she was from. My paternal grandfather's family was from Germany, and some of his relatives were German Jews. Though I watched my dad and his cousin almost get in a knock-down, drag-out fight over that. Uncle Walt said not, dad said certainly was. Dad was the only blue-eyed blond in the family, all the rest were black-haired, brown eyed. Paternal great grandmother was Lithuanian & Russian. Supposedly White Russian, those without Mongol ancestry, but I've got B-Pos blood, which is supposedly from Mongol ancestry.



Maternal great grandmother's family was run out of Vienna, MO, by other family members because they were abolitionists, the rest of the family wasn't. This, supposedly, in the 1850's. Grandma born in Los Angeles. My first wife and I met at Shepard AFB, outside Wichita Falls, Tx, and found out a week before we got married that she was related to those folks in Vienna, MO. She was from NYC. It is amazing how small the world can be, sometimes.

Current and future wife's family is German and Scandihuchian. Her grandfather is one of the decedents of an old astrology/astronomy guy named Johannes Kepler, and some old Vikings. With, supposedly, some Cherokee blood in there somewhere. My youngest is a native-born Okie, the other two were born in Germany. Son is a Hessian, daughter is a Rhinelander. Could have gotten them German citizenship, but didn't want to muddy the waters.

 

[red dirt shootist]

I like trashy looking women, my wife is outside, so I can be honest. Dolly Partin wig, and too much rouge.