The symptoms listed crack me up.

[Danny Tanner]

ETA: ... an "anxiety attack"?!?!! ... from pot?!?!!? OOOOO-KKKkaaaayyyy, then ... )

Thanks to the Jamaicans, I think, this is known as a "whitey", coined after the white people who couldn't smoke as much as they could. What's actually happening is a blood sugar drop, as marijuana affects that. If it drops so much, it can cause an anxiety attack, which is what is happening in that 911 call I shared. But, this is easily avoided. Pace yourself and if you go off the deep end, eat some (non-laced) chocolate to bring your blood sugar levels back up. You'll be back to your Spongebob episodes, pizza rolls and peach Nehi in no time.

 

[poopgiggle]

Carb Hole, where were you before I had to worry about tests and clearances and ****?

 

[RidgeHunter]

lol I forgot about Carb Hole.

This was the story I came up with that name in, in a thread about college athletes getting dui's:

"In other news, captain of the unofficial junior college dropout Frisbee golf team J.D. "Carb Hole" Jenkins was arrested for marijuana possession over the weekend. Carb Hole says he has learned from his mistake and is quote "just so stoked I didn't have my good bong in the car that day."