Thinking about relocating to New Jersey not Austria

[ignerntbend]

New Jersey looks good upon initial inspection. The morbidly obese governor up there is someone I can relate to. Also Bruce Springsteen. I don't like the blackjack rules up there. House hits a soft 17? That's madness.

Austria is the home of Freud, Einstien, Chopin, Hitler and so many others.
What should I do? I mean, I'm at my wits end here.

 

[RidgeHunter]

parody thread is 8.7/10

 

[LightningCrash]

In Soviet Russia, country moves to you!

 

[dennishoddy]

You won't like joisey. Too dammed many Yankees up that direction.

 

[Vamoose]

Admit it, you're just in love with Snooki.

 

[Parks 788]

New Jersey looks good upon initial inspection. The morbidly obese governor up there is someone I can relate to. Also Bruce Springsteen. I don't like the blackjack rules up there. House hits a soft 17? That's madness.

Austria is the home of Freud, Einstien, Chopin, Hitler and so many others.
What should I do? I mean, I'm at my wits end here.

House hitting on soft 17 is great for the player.

Got a laugh at your thread title when I read it. Very cleaver.

 

[RidgeHunter]

I'm listening to Nebraska now while I do paperwork because of this thread. Album still rules.

 

[HMFIC]

I thought I was dead once 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska

 

[Old Fart]

I think I'll move to the other side of this room.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

Admit it, you're just in love with Snooki.

Hey now, no need to drag Jersey's sweetheart through the mud