"TO FEED OR NOT TO FEED" the wildlife:

[ignerntbend]

If you're feeding cats, what you do is block the screen door latch with a piece of cardboard.
You get up in the middle of the night even though you're drunk, and you snap the light on.
You've got a bird gun full of #6, you sneaky *******.

 

[okierider]

If you're feeding cats, what you do is block the screen door latch with a piece of cardboard.
You get up in the middle of the night even though you're drunk, and you snap the light on.
You've got a bird gun full of #6, you sneaky *******.

Are those all random sentences from different posts you have made today? Or did you forget to put the blunt down before you got "really high"?

 

[GnometownHero]

"A fed bear is a dead bear"
I had a bear in my kitchen in Colorado. The snowflake previous tenant had been leaving food on the back porch and yard.
They smell like a Chinese restraunt dumpster on a hot summer day and leave that smell in the house for weeks.

 

[golddigger14s]

 

[Snattlerake]

]Are those all random sentences from different posts you have made today? Or did you forget to put the blunt down before you got "really high"?

He said he was drunk.

 

[Snattlerake]

"A fed bear is a dead bear"
I had a bear in my kitchen in Colorado. The snowflake previous tenant had been leaving food on the back porch and yard.
They smell like a Chinese restraunt dumpster on a hot summer day and leave that smell in the house for weeks.