Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[kroberts2131]

Got this in an email today


And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

[grizzly97]

That is awesome!!! Need to make that into a shirt!

 

[Perrone]

Repost x9000, but still funny

 

[NikatKimber]

Top Ten Reasons Why Guns Prefer Women Over Men

#10 - They won't trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - They won't keep one gun at home and have another for on the road.

#8 - If they admire a friend's gun and tell them so, they probably aren't interested in trying it out.

#7 - Women don't need a backup.

#6 - Women keep going and going, like a gun.

#5 - Women keep their closets clean.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A woman understands the question, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A women won't go to sleep after using you.


And the Number One reason
Why Guns Prefer Women over Men .....



#1 - A gun is ALWAYS quieter than a woman!

 

[RaysZ71]

First time I see it, good stuff.

 

[BadgeBunny]

First time I see it, good stuff.

LOL ... GC showed it to me some time ago ... He said he was gonna trade me in ... I told him if he could find a 22 with a trigger as light and smooth the 44 he had to have at it ...

 

[NikatKimber]

If I tried to trade in my wife for a new 22, I'd get shot with an old .44!

 

[grizzly97]

Ah the joy of being single. All sorts of "calibers", "trigger jobs", and "plugs" to play with at any time of my choosing.

 

[BadgeBunny]

Ah the joy of being single. All sorts of "calibers", "trigger jobs", and "plugs" to play with at any time of my choosing.

Not if you marry right ...

Of course, guys have it better than us gals do when it comes to marriage anyway ... seems like a fair trade all in all ...

 

[grizzly97]

Not if you marry right ...

Of course, guys have it better than us gals do when it comes to marriage anyway ... seems like a fair trade all in all ...

Been there, done that....single life is soooooo much more fun! What do you mean we have it better than you "gals"? We get our put in a jar and placed on the mantle.