Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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BadgeBunny

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Been there, done that....single life is soooooo much more fun! What do you mean we have it better than you "gals"? We get our :censored: put in a jar and placed on the mantle.:faint:

There's a way around that ... :yikes2::werd: But it requires a little effort on your part ...

I must be doing something wrong then because GC won't let me leave ...

:werd:

But not weird...

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

I tell GC all the time he can have as many girlfriends as he wants, but the paycheck and retirement are mine cuz I am the one who does the laundry and keeps him in gun money ... :urwelcome:

You should see some old gal's face when they flirt unabashedly with him (with me RIGHT THERE) and I tell them that. :owned3:
 

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It is a lot my fault. I'm that nice guy that gets walked over all the time. Guess it's time to channel my caveman side. lol

In all honesty there is a TON of truth to that statement. Women like bad boys ... go figure ... but it is true. I went from dating a biker *******o who did nothing but lie, cheat and steal to being married to a cop who is the sweetest fella on the face of the earth.

When is he the hottest?? When he is pissed off about something and acting like a Neanderthal ... :rolleyes2 Go figure ... :ugh2:
 

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In all honesty there is a TON of truth to that statement. Women like bad boys ... go figure ... but it is true. I went from dating a biker *******o who did nothing but lie, cheat and steal to being married to a cop who is the sweetest fella on the face of the earth.

When is he the hottest?? When he is pissed off about something and acting like a Neanderthal ... :rolleyes2 Go figure ... :ugh2:

That's what i hear from every woman. Confuses the hell outa me.:ugh2: I'm just not a mean guy unless you cross me. After all, i am a gemini:chat:
 

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This thread is getting risque.......too much for NRA/Cabelas types, I fear. People, men in particular, could be led astray by such subtle ribaldry.....
 

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