Driving the big RV to the smaller towns in search of TP.Stay out of J.C. Penneys in Quail Springs Mall. Their bathrooms are stocked with the absolute thinnest TP that I ever saw, and the wife and I live in an RV, using pretty thin stuff anyway.
As for us, we've got about 7 full rolls of TP, which is probably enough to last us for a few weeks or so. I figure by then that things will be back in stock. If not, I'll just drive out farther from the city to check smaller towns.
No matter what happens, we could make a movie about that.
Maybe we could get Adam Sandler involved.
Call me.