Laura Lee: Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine.
Josey Wales: Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
At a party I told that to a guy from Kansas that was being a ********* and he almost started a fight with me. 10/10 was worth it.
Was more worth it when I found out he hit on my friends wife later that night and got the living hell beat out of him.