Hey, you youngsters. When your time comes ... and it will. Do NOT. I repeat DO NOT let some nurse at the orthopedic doctor's office talk you into a walker. Those things were invented by the devil. And insurance companies. I am sure of it.
No wonder old people are so grumpy. These ****ing walkers are insurance companies' way of trying to kill you off early. Or make you so sore all over you just don't ever get out of bed again. Christ on a damned cracker. **** me running. There is not a cell in my body that doesn't hurt and it's from using that ******* ****ing piece of **** walker to go down the hallway to the bathroom and back to the sofa. Sheesh ...:finger:
I ordered me some crutches from Sam's Club today. So I can get around without killing myself. Lol My gosh, I've had all kinds of stuff done to me over the years but I've NEVER hurt like I have from using that thing. And that includes being cornered in a trailer by a spooked mare. And stomped by a pretty pissed off bull back in the day. On the other hand, if I keep up with it I'm gonna have shoulders like a damned linebacker. Haha!
No wonder old people are so grumpy. These ****ing walkers are insurance companies' way of trying to kill you off early. Or make you so sore all over you just don't ever get out of bed again. Christ on a damned cracker. **** me running. There is not a cell in my body that doesn't hurt and it's from using that ******* ****ing piece of **** walker to go down the hallway to the bathroom and back to the sofa. Sheesh ...:finger:
I ordered me some crutches from Sam's Club today. So I can get around without killing myself. Lol My gosh, I've had all kinds of stuff done to me over the years but I've NEVER hurt like I have from using that thing. And that includes being cornered in a trailer by a spooked mare. And stomped by a pretty pissed off bull back in the day. On the other hand, if I keep up with it I'm gonna have shoulders like a damned linebacker. Haha!