Weird Sayings

[Raoul Duke]

Lubricative advice for inserting or extracting stubborn or stuck items:

Put some guinea horn juice on it.

 

[elwoodtrix]

"a hit dog will holler"

 

[surjimmy]

cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra
see the pooter on that scooter
legs all the way up to heaven
tall drink of water
harder then hens teeth to find
best thing since peanut butter & jelly
like to bite her in the butt and develop lock jaw

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

"I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to sniff the tires on the truck that carried her dirty skivvies to the laundry."

Woody

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

"I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to sniff the tires on the truck that carried her dirty skivvies to the laundry."

Woody

She must've been hawt!

 

[okdzb]

Harder than shovin' a wet noodle up a bulls a$$

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

She must've been hawt!

Been a few too many and I've got the scars to prove it!

Woody

 

[Chard]

It had better shine like diamond in a goat's ass
That's as handy as a pocket on a shirt

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

Here's another along the same line:

"As long as I have a face, she has a place to sit!"

Woody

 

[Raoul Duke]

Rowdy/ornery:

Full of piss and vinegar