When she tells you to keep your big nose out of it

[XYZ]

You might show her this.

Doctor reveals a man’s nose can reveal penis size

 

[CorpsVet]

I don't put much stock in the "study". I played HS football and we had an open shower. there was a guy on our team, about 5'9", 150 lbs. or so, hands not overly large, wore a size 10 shoe and no real noticeable in his facial features. But his "dingus" hung down to his knees.

 

[Profreedomokie]

I had a cousin like that back in Virginia. We would be way out in the sticks hunting and local women would find us. Then he would have to go with them and take care of their needs.