Why I am against gay marriage.

[BadgeBunny]

Ok, I'll admit it ... that last paragraph made me snicker ...

 

[maat]

In a truly free country, gays could be married in their gay churches, no one would have to recognize it who did not want to, venders could choose who they do business with, and the government, state or federal, would have no reason to recognize any marriage. This country is an abomination of real freedom.

 

[Lurker66]

Yawn. Who started this thread? Thanks Rick.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

In a truly free country, gays could be married in their gay churches, no one would have to recognize it who did not want to, venders could choose who they do business with, and the government, state or federal, would have no reason to recognize any marriage. This country is an abomination of real freedom.

Million dollar idea... someone should start a gay super-church like Joel Osteen and the like... that's going to make someone tax-deductibly rich as hell!

 

[Lurker66]

Million dollar idea... someone should start a gay super-church like Joel Osteen and the like... that's going to make someone tax-deductibly rich as hell!

I've been researching that angle. Preaching to Gays, whores and others on the fringes of society. I'd need about 12 buddies, a lil wine and some bread. Dunno if a guy could pull it off, maybe, if they got real lucky, it'd take hold and ppl would join up.

 

[MoBoost]

I've been researching that angle. Preaching to Gays, whores and others on the fringes of society. I'd need about 12 buddies, a lil wine and some bread. Dunno if a guy could pull it off, maybe, if they got real lucky, it'd take hold and ppl would join up.

It's ok, later on, I am sure we can still find a jury that will vote "death penalty" for you in some cool way, innocent or not.

 

[Hobbes]

I've been researching that angle. Preaching to Gays, whores and others on the fringes of society. I'd need about 12 buddies, a lil wine and some bread. Dunno if a guy could pull it off, maybe, if they got real lucky, it'd take hold and ppl would join up.

Gives the phrase "fishers of men" a whole new meaning.
Tax exemption for the bonus.

 

[dennishoddy]

I've been researching that angle. Preaching to Gays, whores and others on the fringes of society. I'd need about 12 buddies, a lil wine and some bread. Dunno if a guy could pull it off, maybe, if they got real lucky, it'd take hold and ppl would join up.

You'll need a bass boat to get the fish. Tax deductible!

 

[Lurker66]

It's ok, later on, I am sure we can still find a jury that will vote "death penalty" for you in some cool way, innocent or not.

Prolly one of my 12 buddies will snitch me out. I think I'll predict that at our next dinner meeting.

 

[BadgeBunny]

I've been researching that angle. Preaching to Gays, whores and others on the fringes of society. I'd need about 12 buddies, a lil wine and some bread. Dunno if a guy could pull it off, maybe, if they got real lucky, it'd take hold and ppl would join up.

There was a guy here several years ago who got some preacher certificate or ordained or something. The Church that hired him didn't take too kindly to him ministering at strip clubs in the evenings ... damned if I can remember his screen name ...