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I've been having woman issues over the last few months, I thought it was going to work out, but I was wrong. Do you ladies go to some sort of specialist school where they teach you how to rip our guts out and set them on fire?
 

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It's not that they are so good, but more that we are suckers.... I found that I have a point that I can be pushed to. I make both of us aware of it. If we get to that point I drop the hammer and stop caring. Never look back and it is a world easier.

Sorry for your troubles though, that sucks.
 

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It's not that they are so good, but more that we are suckers.... I found that I have a point that I can be pushed to. I make both of us aware of it. If we get to that point I drop the hammer and stop caring. Never look back and it is a world easier.

Sorry for your troubles though, that sucks.
Well, I fell for it hook, line and sinker. I guess it's better to figure it out now rather than later. Live and learn I guess.
 
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Do you ladies go to some sort of specialist school where they teach you how to rip our guts out and set them on fire?

I think they do. I wish you luck with your situation.

On a side note - and they also definitely inherit the "Incompetent TV Gene" (which is also nurtured and expanded with special classes I think), which makes them absolutely incompetent to work the remote control in such as way as to keep the whole room from watching commercial after commercial (by instantly checking other channels when the commercial comes on, as we guys do, and lacking the internal clock which instinctively tells us when to go back to the original show you were watching when the commercial is over, which us guys have) -- and also causes them to select and watch (and try to make you watch) the stupidist, dumbest shows possibly found anywhere on your 300 channels, when you know, *actual good shows* are on other channels. How they even learn of these moronic dramas and romantic crap on TV is beyond me. When there's channels you can learn something from, like Discovery, History, NatGeo, Versus, Outdoor Channel, News channels, etc., as well as Fox and various ESPN and other sports channels, why you even need the rest of them is unfathomable to me. Anyway, that's just what's on my mind at the moment, as the girlfriend had me watch some show yesterday that starts off as a fairy tale cartoon and turns then to "real life" actors with a ridiculous plot...
 

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I've been having woman issues over the last few months, I thought it was going to work out, but I was wrong. Do you ladies go to some sort of specialist school where they teach you how to rip our guts out and set them on fire?

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I am currently getting a divorce(the last thing I ever wanted) because we had some communication issues. Thought we would be able to take care of it and move on, but she didn't want to. So now, I have a divorce on top of buying a house and deploying, all over the holidays. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here.
 

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Well, tv watching I can deal with. It's the other evil stuff that I can't deal with.
I should have learned something about her in how her last relationship ended. Hindsight is 20/20.




I think they do. And they also definitely inherit a gene (which is also nurtured and expanded with special classes I think), that makes them absolutely incompetent to work the remote control in such as way as to keep the whole room from watching commercial after commercial (by instantly checking other channels when the commercial comes on, as we guys do, and having an internal clock which instantly goes back to the original show you are watching when the commercial is over, which us guys have and they lack) -- and also causes them to select and watch (and try to make you watch) the stupidist, dumbest shows possibly found anywhere on your 300 channels, when you know, *actual good shows* are on other channels. How they even learn of these moronic dramas and romantic crap is on TV is beyond me. When there's Discovery, History, NatGeo, Versus, Outdoor Channel, Fox, and various ESPN and other sports channels, why you even need the rest of them is unfathomable. Anyway, that's just what's on my mind at the moment, as the girlfriend had me watch some show yesterday that starts off as a fairy tale cartoon and turns then to "real life" actors with a ridiculous plot...
 

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Sorry bro. The silver lining is: I was driving down NW 10th the other day and discovered that there is a very seedy looking nudie joint with a taco truck in the parking lot. Sounds like a good place for a lonely Christmas dinner.
 

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I know EXACTLY how you feel. I am currently getting a divorce(the last thing I ever wanted) because we had some communication issues. Thought we would be able to take care of it and move on, but she didn't want to. So now, I have a divorce on top of buying a house and deploying, all over the holidays. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here.

You know, i got out of the military for this girl. I did it so she wouldn't have to worry about me when I was in Afghanistan. I'd get on a plane tomorrow to the 'stan if I could. Much appreciated, ill take you up on that offer.
 

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Sorry bro. The silver lining is: I was driving down NW 10th the other day and discovered that there is a very seedy looking nudie joint with a taco truck in the parking lot. Sounds like a good place for a lonely Christmas dinner.

When do we meet up? Sounds like a plan.
 

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