Women know how to seriously screw your world up

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elwoodtrix

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Sorry bro. The silver lining is: I was driving down NW 10th the other day and discovered that there is a very seedy looking nudie joint with a taco truck in the parking lot. Sounds like a good place for a lonely Christmas dinner.

if you like cigarette burns, stretch marks and the runs...
 

BluRaySS

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You know, i got out of the military for this girl. I did it so she wouldn't have to worry about me when I was in Afghanistan. I'd get on a plane tomorrow to the 'stan if I could. Much appreciated, ill take you up on that offer.

There was a time that I got out to finish school and do some things I wanted to. I saw enough of the civilian world and BANG I was back in and loving life:D Always an option man.
 

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Ive got a book I'll loan you titled,"Everything Men Know About Women". All the pages are blank though.

I'm an expert on women. I'll be 42 in a few months- and I'm on wife #4. Our 7th anniversary is in a few weeks. I have literally started completely over from scratch 3 different times in my life. Lost almost everything I had every time. I would be very wealthy today if I had just stayed single in the first place. But I do have 3 kids from 3 different women though that I wouldnt have now if I had never met their mothers and theyre worth all of the misery that I put those women through.
 

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Well, I truly thought I had it figured out. I'm just glad that money, children etc weren't involved. I think I got pretty lucky to get out of this intact.
 

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