Young bucks, stay away from an old man's wife!

[SMS]

I'd say the old guy is lucky to have a 63 year old wife that's hot enough to get a 22 year old frisky.

The 22 year old just got out of jail, he probably would've had sex with a dumpster.

I'm just shocked he didn't fall over dead when the Judge was fired in his general direction...it's such a death ray.

 

[been]

The 22 year old just got out of jail, he probably would've had sex with a dumpster.

I'm just shocked he didn't fall over dead when the Judge was fired in his general direction...it's such a death ray.

Obviously you have never had sex with a dumpster. It is an experience one can not replicate with anything or anyone else. It is pure ecstasy that makes one leave their own body and take the form of a unicorn.

 

[SMS]

Obviously you have never had sex with a dumpster. It is an experience one can not replicate with anything or anyone else. It is pure ecstasy that makes one leave their own body and take the form of a unicorn.

But do you feel dirty after the euphoria passes?

 

[Capm_Spaulding]

And everybody asks me why I keep my old VHS player around.