Just don't talk a long walk off a short roof on a very tall building!
I'm gonna find the damn chicken and choke the livin' chit out of it. Damb bastage...
Chicken-choking came up in some other thread. Didn't know they's so Hard to find....
My Shakespeare is a little rusty, but I don't think ole Billy ever used the word "gonna". Just sayin'....
Dang, I was going to say that, except I know right where that rascal lives.
Pillaging might be cool.
Oh I forgot to say all of this will be going on too. Momma got a new AR with me and my new G19, EF on the 10-22 and J-Man gets to watch it all. Ribs, bologna, chicken, wild turkey breast and some deer tenderloins. Wife is a Stella fan (and budlight
) me a Guinness while we sit by the fire and listen to the boys snoring on the monitor (she is paranoid when it comes to her progeny). Who knows, maybe ride the four wheeler and play some horseshoes. Anyone know the weather for the end of the world?
Maybe not...
OK then, try this:
I'm gonna spit on my hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats!
I'm gonna get this out-
and do some big smokey burnouts. In front of the cops. Tell em to go to hell and do it some more. Really just a typical Friday, honestly.
and do some big smokey burnouts. In front of the cops. Tell em to go to hell and do it some more. Really just a typical Friday, honestly.
