29 percent of voters think 'armed revolution' might be needed.

[Cinaet]

Ain't no Coca Cola, Micky D's, or play station up in the hills. But hey, if you're unlucky enough to be taken alive, you might be able to by a Coke at the commissary. On the other hand, you may be declared an enemy combatant and sent out for rendition.

No way am I doing without my cheese burgers.

 

[chuter]

No way am I doing without my cheese burgers.

That's what will trigger the revolution; the gov will ban cheeseburgers.