I think he looks more like a "Billy".
There's no way he has only one first name. Surely he's a Billy-Travis (or a Travis-Billy).
His name is Billy.
His current location is classified, to protect the other residents in the mobile home park.
He is a trained killing machine, and will work for microwavable burritos. Beef only.
The panties are his. He has been wearing them to help him "hold his mud", after a very short but active visit to the county jail.
The photo was actually taken in his room mate's room. His was too messy. Those are genuine Levolor blinds, btw.
That is all I know. Oh, and he anxiously awaits Motley Crue to go back on tour. They really speak to him.
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