If it has beans, it's bean soup, not chili.
The International Chili Association bans beans from official competition. As an absolute bean hater, I have to side with them. No beans!
If you know beans about chili, then you know chili has no beans.
This ain't Texas,... And you ain't Jerry Jeff Walker. I never said I didn't eat beans in my chili,.. just said I never had much use for 'em.
I'm much better lookin than that Walker dude.
I'm much better lookin than that Walker dude.