Because it was soo much easier...

[HMFIC]

I save all of my urine in empty Corona bottles and leave it out for the dipsh#t neighbor kid to find when him and his louse friends are up till 2am making their dogs bark.

 

[HMFIC]

Hey all i have to say to every one is look up before you go.. I am on roofs off and on for work and people walk out there back doors all the time and take a leak and im standing right there in front of them on the neighbors roof..

sounds like you're a stalker... we'd better lock you up and throw away the key!

 

[vvvvvvv]

I save all of my urine in empty Corona bottles and leave it out for the dipsh#t neighbor kid to find when him and his louse friends are up till 2am making their dogs bark.

I'm sure they don't mind. Corona tastes like piss, anyway. That's why everyone puts fruit in it.

 

[Perrone]

I'm sure they don't mind. Corona tastes like piss, anyway. That's why everyone puts fruit in it.

This is the truth. Sometimes though I don't mind a nice cold bottle of piss with a lime in it

 

[Navydoc]

If you failed to call the Police then you deserved what happened to you...

Is that like " if your not carrying a gun you deserve to get robbed" or "if you leave the house wearing that you deserve to get raped"?

 

[870WingBlaster]

This is the truth. Sometimes though I don't mind a nice cold bottle of piss with a lime in it

does anyone remember the man rules commercials

don't fruit the beer

 

[870WingBlaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si3orznbnpQ

 

[Lurkerinthewoods]

Is that like " if your not carrying a gun you deserve to get robbed" or "if you leave the house wearing that you deserve to get raped"?

No.. I have already made it clear my comment was made when I thought the guy was pissing on the OP's car. And I also made it clear my original comment was probably a little harsh for the circumstances. But thanks for trying to clear it up again..

 

[AKguy1985]

when you gotta go.........you gotta go. Reminds me of a story i heard at a job one time. This new hire was trying and hurrying to complete a task and apparently he urinated on himself by accident. He walked out and was never seen again.

 

[JB Books]

when you gotta go.........you gotta go. Reminds me of a story i heard at a job one time. This new hire was trying and hurrying to complete a task and apparently he urinated on himself by accident. He walked out and was never seen again.

Would they have hired him after his "accident?"