Because it was soo much easier...

[AKguy1985]

Would they have hired him after his "accident?"

considering thats a contamination issue...........i'm not sure

 

[HMFIC]

I'm sure they don't mind. Corona tastes like piss, anyway. That's why everyone puts fruit in it.

They drink it up like it's going out of style... probably even got drunk on it even though they wouldn't realize it with the cloud they walk around in.

They came trick or treaking this year even though they're 19 years old and smell like bad aftershave. I have a "special bowl" for them and handed out my saved tartar sauce and ketchup packets from Long John Silvers.

 

[BadgeBunny]

They drink it up like it's going out of style... probably even got drunk on it even though they wouldn't realize it with the cloud they walk around in.

They came trick or treaking this year even though they're 19 years old and smell like bad aftershave. I have a "special bowl" for them and handed out my saved tartar sauce and ketchup packets from Long John Silvers.

OMG ... you just made my day!!!!

 

[HMFIC]

OMG ... you just made my day!!!!

Always happy to oblige.

 

[CompIllitR8]

Having to register as a sex offender for peeing outside is one of the stupidest laws we have.

Quite a difference between peeing on the side of the road and accidently running into Chris Hansen on a first date....

I know a woman that has to register because she took a leak in a closed business parking lot one night.