LOL wait till you meet your underwriter...
Mine was the ***** from hell....long story short, she slowed down the closeing on my place by a couple months, kept asking for the SAME paper work over and over, after the 8th time, I refused and said you have 7 copies of those same papers in your hand, I will not send them in again, she laughed and said you wont get the loan, yes I will..finally she told me that she felt single people should not be buying houses since there are married couples out there that dont have loans and they should be first, call to her her supervisor, my loan officer and her supervisor, she got "removed" and I was assured my loan was fine and would be given the green light, next day I had a closeing date, I hope she rots in hell.
I'm surprised you didn't give her 1shott to the hip!