the ONLY problem with the site - he doesn't update it enough - I could read new ones every day....
A while back somebody posted a for sale ad for Gunworld on Craig's list. I think the price was twelve bucks or so. It was a well designed ad and wasn't up for long. CB
Gentlemen, be prepared to crap your pants laughing. This was sent to my work email.
((ACTUAL POSTING FROM CRAIG'S LIST))
To the woman that crapped in my car ( NE Portland )
We met on Craig's List so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone win s 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call, Tad
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early Touché
((ACTUAL POSTING FROM CRAIG'S LIST))
To the woman that crapped in my car ( NE Portland )
We met on Craig's List so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone win s 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call, Tad
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early Touché
That has to be one of the best personal ad posts i've ever seen. And that last PS part is great. If i ever met a even somewhat attractive chick that would crap herself to end a date early i would give her a medal.
I choked on my bologna sandwich when I started reading....We have all gambled on a fart and lost!
I have posted some fake craigslist ad's. This guy I work with is always on craigslist looking for all kinds of stuff, anyways I had been at his house several times so I had pictures of his horse, tractor ect on my iphone. So one day I posted his tractor for sale "MUST SALE ASAP ABOUT TO GET DIVORCE". I sit next to him. as he was browsing through the ad's and came across his tractor for sale. Of course he flipped and thought his wife was about to file for divorce. He jumped up and said I have to leave and showed me the ad so I had to tell him it was me. I know to some of you it may not sound funny but it was payback becasue he had put a gay pride sticker on my suv that i did not notice for a month.
You guys aren't even, he is still one or two up on you for the sticker
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