Did she expect him to believe that? "Can I poop in your car?''
Girls ask me that all the time.
Girls ask me that all the time.
Imagine that.
I don't have a car.
It's funny though, that every ersatz criminal who claims she has to poop becomes an internet celebrity.
Has to poop? I never even heard of that. I admit that it's sort of funny. What's it doing on the internet?
Has to poop? I never even heard of that. I admit that it's sort of funny. What's it doing on the internet?
That's why you can't get girls.... LOL!
Toilet is conveniently close in the crossbar motel.
I did have one tell me that she was speeding because she had to pee.
I had one Step-Dad of 15 total that came home bragging of how he got out of a ticket. He was speeding and a cop pulled behind him and turned his overhead light on and he kept on speeding until he got to a country road that went into the woods. The story goes that he got out of his car and ran into the woods and dropped his pants and when the cop came up he said he had to go and had no choice.
Today that cop would probably shot him for getting out of his car and running. True story, sad but true.
Today that cop would probably shot him for getting out of his car and running. True story, sad but true.
