Fat Guy Shooting Team - OKC Chapter

[jbarnett]

Happy Saturday folks, here's a little humor for you.

THE KISS.
A tough looking group of bikers was riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........"

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Nice one OF. I heard that one before, but couldn't remember it, till the punch line.

Jb, when are you wanting to start the brush hogging and dozer work? LOL

I hope it cools off soon and we can have a meet and eat and bang bang some soon.

 

[BDSolutionsArdmore]

Back to the Monday grind in Afghanistan!! Wait...everyday is monday here....man that's depressing. Hope everyone had a good weekend back home.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Back to the Monday grind in Afghanistan!! Wait...everyday is monday here....man that's depressing. Hope everyone had a good weekend back home.

Thank you bud for your service. Stay Safe!

 

[BadgeBunny]

Back to the Monday grind in Afghanistan!! Wait...everyday is monday here....man that's depressing. Hope everyone had a good weekend back home.

Stay safe, sir! And thank you.

 

[Old Fart]

Thanks for checking in BDS, be safe buddy.

Good morning OKC.

 

[jbarnett]

Back to the Monday grind in Afghanistan!! Wait...everyday is monday here....man that's depressing. Hope everyone had a good weekend back home.

Is it still hotter in OK than Afghanistan? 104 here.
Stay safe!

 

[BDSolutionsArdmore]

Thank you bud for your service. Stay Safe!

Will do, have had a couple close calls but I'm still ticking just a little back pain. 8-)

Stay safe, sir! And thank you.

Your most welcome BB, I really do enjoy what I do!!

Thanks for checking in BDS, be safe buddy.

Thank you OF!!

Is it still hotter in OK than Afghanistan? 104 here.
Stay safe!

Depends where you are at. I was at two places with much lower elevations than where I normally stay. Those places were around 120, but I'm back at base now temps are in the 90's. So yes and no i guess would be my answer.

Thank you!

 

[Old Fart]

Just another day in paradise.

Morning folks!

 

[jbarnett]

What's up OF?
Glad your enjoying paradise.