Fifth-Grader Suspended for 'Shooting' Imaginary 'Arrow' at Classmate

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The kid shoulda said he was born gay, and was a Cupid, shooting an imaginary love arrow at his heart's desire. There's no way the school would run the risk of gay bashing.
 

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Just in; sixth-grader suspended for pretending to bandage the "shot" kid's wound. Will be charged with practicing medicine without a license.


J/k
 

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Makes private schools look more appealing, they don't cash government checks they cash their customers checks.

A family I knew had 11 kids in a small public school system. The school system admins knew the family well enough to know there were 11 of them. There were 1-2 times where the mom called the superintendent and leveled a threat to move all 11 to a new school district. Now that got some results.

So maybe 1 kid in the school isn't enough but if you get 11 out there then you have some noticeable checks to yank from them.

That family turned out a lot of medical professionals and engineers.
 

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