Film Execs Finally Concede James Bond Is ‘Male’

[RickN]

Female James Bond never. Female British secret agent 00X fine with me. James Bond is 100% straight heterosexual MALE!

I was watching that new 911 show with Rob Lowe. Freakin hell! Wasn't halfway into the show two guys were kissing! Turned my stomach!

I tried watching the new Dracula series on Netflix. A few minutes in they are asking a guy if he had sex with Dracula. Ruined it for me. Dracula has always been straight. One of the reasons for his popularity is that he is a guilty fantasy for many women. The bad boy that would sneak into the room at night and take them. Men like him because they would like to be able to sneak into women's room too. Well that and there was usually a hot vampire babe or two in every movie.

 

[ignerntbend]

One thing that really pisses me off is the almost universal acceptance of the "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" myth.
Some guy writes a song and suddenly everybody thinks Santa has a Red Nosed Reindeer. We shouldn't let the lberals keep telling us about a little reindeer who was "special." Who gets bullied and excluded from the community until his differences suddenly become convienient.

Look, Santa has just eight tiney reindeer...just eight. Aint none of em got a red nose and aint none of em named Rudolph.
We need to get back to the real story.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

Don't know about y'all, but I've never seen a tiny reindeer... Them suckers look like Canadian elk.

 

[MacFromOK]

Aw, c'mon guys. It's a love song about Rudolph and Olive.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

 

[dennishoddy]

One thing that really pisses me off is the almost universal acceptance of the "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" myth.
Some guy writes a song and suddenly everybody thinks Santa has a Red Nosed Reindeer. We shouldn't let the lberals keep telling us about a little reindeer who was "special." Who gets bullied and excluded from the community until his differences suddenly become convienient.

Look, Santa has just eight tiny reindeer...just eight. Aint none of em got a red nose and aint none of em named Rudolph.
We need to get back to the real story.

The real story is that I always put a red nose on my deer mount in the living room at Christmas along with a Santa's cap.
Don't be harshing my family tradition!

 

[RugersGR8]

 

[RugersGR8]

 

[ignerntbend]

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So which one is the new James Bond?

 

[ignerntbend]

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I wouldn't have thought they'd dropped yet.