Flashers and Guns

[freeranger]

I learned long ago that one never pulls their firearm unless intending to fire it.

 

[Commander Keen]

It sounds like someone needs to decide if her handgun is a weapon or a talisman.

Only carrying because it was "foggy and dark", and not having a mag in it or a round in the chamber (I'm assuming because she said she "cocked" it) is just not good policy. At least she did have it though. It was just a good thing she didn't need to fire it.

 

[RKM]

She may have carried the gun in that manner because of her 6 year old kid.

Who knows? What's funny is he whipped his out, she whipped hers out and hers was bigger and badder.

 

[okievarmint]

I remember a few years back a guy I worked with, not buddies with went to the local loves and put his wang and a can of corn up on the counter for the loves lady to check out. In perfect fashion she picked up the can of corn and slammed it down on this special parts. The cops said he was still unconscious when they got there.

Should of got a loaf of bread...

 

[Old Fart]

"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"

Epic quote check.

 

[YakBasser]

Epic quote check.

Ahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Fatboy Joe]

A Longview woman who was walking at Lake Sacajawea with her 6-year-old son pulled a gun on a man who exposed his genitals to her Wednesday evening, according to police.

The 35-year-old woman was near Martin Dock around 8:10 p.m. when the man approached her “aggressively,” sat down and began performing a sex act, then suggested she should watch him, according to the woman and accounts from police.

“I put the magazine in my gun. I cocked it,” the woman said in an interview Thursday night. “I said, ‘You need to leave or Ill shoot you. I’m going to blow your brains out.’ ”

“Oh, [expletive]!” the man declared, before running away.

The woman, whose name is being withheld by the paper because she is the victim of a sex crime, said she has never before brought her gun, a Ruger .380, with her to the lake, but she grabbed it on her way out the door Wednesday because it was foggy and dark.

“I just had a feeling,” she said.

It was one of at least two similar incidents that occurred within six hours in Longview. A man exposed himself to a woman in the parking lot of Winco Foods, at the Triangle Center in Longview, at 2:09 a.m. Thursday, then left in a blue Honda, driving toward Ocean Beach Highway on 15th Avenue, according to another police report.

Longview police detective Kyle Sahim said police can’t say for sure yet whether the incidents are related.
The woman who encountered the man at Lake Sacajawea said she saw the man fumbling with his belt as he approached her and her son at Martin Dock. “Miss, miss,” he said, according to the woman. “Could you watch this? You need to watch this.”

As the man fled, she said she sent her dog, a well-trained Norwegian Buhund Hound, after him. In time, the dog had the man cornered at the gate to Lions Island near Kessler Boulevard. She called her dog back, and the man disappeared into the darkness.

Asked how her son reacted to all of this, she said: “I had him turn and face toward me. I stayed calm. I didn’t raise my voice. I don’t think he knew what was going on.”

Police still hadn’t found the man Thursday evening but are investigating several suspects, Sahim said. The woman called police later in the evening, saying she was looking at an online

database of local sex offenders and believed she recognized the man she encountered at the lake.

The man involved in the Lake Sacajawea incident was described as a white male in his early 20s with short dark-blond hair and wearing a gray hoody and dark blue jeans.

The man who exposed himself in the WinCo parking lot was described as a white male with blond hair and wearing a gray hoody.

I am not johnny law, but in my detective work, I would say there is a good chance their related.

 

[twoguns?]

I learned long ago that one never pulls their firearm unless intending to fire it.

It sounds like she intended too.!...you are talking about the Lady with the Gun......Right?

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[AllOut]

So there is something wrong with showing chicks your wee wee.......
Now I know

 

[reddog1]

I think he was already introuble for whacking his pee pee.