a blond,Burnett and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists.the Burnett is about to be executed until she screams,flood!flood!and all the terrorist run away.the redhead is about to be executed until she screams,tornado!tornado!and all the terrorist run away.the blond is about to be executed so she screams,fire!fire!
A blonde was driving along a country road in Kansas. She sees a blonde girl in a row boat out in the middle of a wheat field fishing.
She stops her car and yells at the girl in the boat. "Hey, you can't fish out there. I'ts dumb blondes like you that make us all look stupid!"
The girl in the boat just tells the other girl to go#sand.
"Oh yea!!" the girl on the road yells, "If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
She stops her car and yells at the girl in the boat. "Hey, you can't fish out there. I'ts dumb blondes like you that make us all look stupid!"
The girl in the boat just tells the other girl to go#sand.
"Oh yea!!" the girl on the road yells, "If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
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been
this is quite possibly the only thing that you have posted that made me laugh
so congrats
been
this is quite possibly the only thing that you have posted that made me laugh
so congrats
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