Front yard trepassing ?

[Seedy]

You people worry me.

THIS!

Yall are way too obsessed with your green monoculture status symbols. I would like to see more native and zeroscaped yards. They look better, cost less to maintain, use less water, dont require fertilizer made from fossil fuels AND you dont have to get all butthurt when the neighbors kid rides his Tonka toy across it.

Seriously people...calling DHS because a kid is playing????? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

 

[Oklahomabassin]

That is golden!

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

THIS!

Yall are way too obsessed with your green monoculture status symbols. I would like to see more native and zeroscaped yards. They look better, cost less to maintain, use less water, dont require fertilizer made from fossil fuels AND you dont have to get all butthurt when the neighbors kid rides his Tonka toy across it.

Seriously people...calling DHS because a kid is playing????? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

We're not going to call the DHS, the cops can do that when they haul the little monster in for trespassing.

 

[Seedy]

We're not going to call the DHS, the cops can do that when they haul the little monster in for trespassing.

It's clearly terrorism. Call in the drone strikes. I think homeland security needs to be involved. Barbie cars and Tonka toys are weapons of grass destruction.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

It's clearly terrorism. Call in the drone strikes. I think homeland security needs to be involved. Barbie cars and Tonka toys are weapons of grass destruction.

I wonder if the OP would feel better if the cops cuffed her and interrogated her for 8-10 hours.

 

[HMFIC]

Oh, I'll have things to answer for. Having trifled with married women, my Saturday drunkness, my Sunday sloth, and quite a few others, but prosecuting toddlers for being toddlers won't be amoung 'em.

heh heh... nice reference Mr. Nightlinger

 

[HMFIC]

This thread reminds me of one of my very favorite cartoons:


"Great horny toads! A trespasser, gettin' footy-prints all over my desert!"