Wouldn't last too long in my neighborhood. Kids and dogs out number the adults 2-1. Summertime my "beer" fridge has more caprisuns and pop than beer, our house is just one stop over in their roaming adventures.
Yeah...Now I have a new problem. The dogs wait out front for the school bus and when they kids get off the bus the badass dogs run to the back of the property and JUMP the FENCE to meet the kids and walk home with them. My whole perimeter defense system is in shambles!!
I think the OP is just marketing for the new Dennis the Menace movie........
Dude, i'm as obsessed about my lawn as anyone around but COME ON!!! First of all, those "tracks" will be gone once you mow the lawn for the first time. Its just dead grass. 2nd, you just look like a d-bag complaining to your neighbors and to OSA about kids and a 12v jeep ruining your lawn. I suggest you take a 12 pack next door and apologize. Tell them you are sorry for your looking like a cranky old man who loves his bermuda more than life itself. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, the mom will stop the kids from doing it.
Or you could call the police and give them something to laugh about on the next coffee break. I'm sure they have nothing better to do.
Or you could call the police and give them something to laugh about on the next coffee break. I'm sure they have nothing better to do.
When I was a kid, if I had a nickel for every time I rode, walked, ran, played, spit or pi$$ed in someone's yard, I could have retired at 9-1/2.
I'll bet you can find something else that pi$$es you off more than this. Put some effort into it and really get worked up over those punks around the corner balling a tire at 1am or something.
I'll bet you can find something else that pi$$es you off more than this. Put some effort into it and really get worked up over those punks around the corner balling a tire at 1am or something.
Geezus guy they're kids. It's just grass. It's not like they are letting a dog crap all in your yard or cats crawl on your car. Lighten up. I've got a 5 year old. His soccer ball goes in the neighbors yard all the time. He just throws it back over. Now my other neighbor is an *******. He blows his leaves all in my yard. So when I mow grass I make sure my lawn mower blows grass all in his precious yard. So We're even.
My dad spread goat manure on our front yard grass, so the neighbor kids would play football on it. True story.
That explains your unhealthy attraction to goats.
