General life question

[red dirt shootist]

Does your wife and children appreciate the sacrifices that you have made for their betterment? The last couple of years I have made some changes to my life insurance policies that will drastically benefit one person, and not my immediate family.

Help those that have helped you

 

[KOPBET]

I sweep.
I vacuum.
I dust.
I load/unload the dishwasher.
I fix dinner.
I wash/dry my own clothes.
I cut the grass, spray for weeds/insects.
I do all the household maintenance.
She "works" from home.

Sex? What's that?

Being retired sucks.
I need to go back to work.

 

[Glock 'em down]

You gotta wait for Festivus

'Tis me very favorite holiday!

 

[HFS]

You do all you can, but Noone can hurt you like your child.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.

 

[XYZ]

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.

Reminds me of my son.

His senior year he turned 18 on April 15 dropped out of school, got married to a crackhead, maxed out an emergency credit card I gave him, and disappeared for about 6 months.

This was after he’d been a really great kid.

He finally got his full of the broad and dumped her. He’s been back to being a great kid/man ever since.

Man that chapter was rough on me.

 

[red dirt shootist]

'Tis me very favorite holiday!

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Has anyone ever told you that you're a good looking man?

 

[XYZ]

Get a room you two.

 

[red dirt shootist]

Get a room you two.

It was only a casual observation, you don't need to get excited

 

[Glock 'em down]

Has anyone ever told you that you're a good looking man?

My own mother used to say I should be in the entertainment biznes, because I have a face for radio.

 

[Mr.Glock]

Has anyone ever told you that you're a good looking man?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!