Funny/sad story from tonight: The wife said she had some little kids come to the door and she fed them candy. Then there was some late teens/early 20s dude down at the driveway who was too frickin' lazy to walk up the 6 steps to our door. He asked her to throw the candy down to him. She did because she was afraid he'd come back and do something to our cars. Good thing I was asleep because I wouldn't have thought that. I would have thrown it in the street...or worse.