How not to score points with the wife

[Maverick7340]

At least she remembered where she parked the car to go look.

 

[Glock 'em down]

Just remember that women are a mystery...and I LOVE a good mystery!!

Yeah, but somebody always gets MURDERED in a mystery!

 

[faler55]

so are you still among the living,lol

 

[beast1989]

Im not married to my lady but we been together for 6yrs and I have learned that "when in doubt, stay quiet".

 

[Big House]

so are you still among the living,lol

Yes, I am still amongst the living. She did fix my favorite Sunday dinner though. Ribeye roast. Yummy!

 

[J.P.]

I would like to add... I love this one.
When the wife is trying on new pants.
And she asks " do these make my butt look big"?
And of course as a good husband you have to say no....
But you is not lying cause it is the fat that make the butt look big.

Yeah, and if you *like* big butts you're pretty much screwed.
They look at you like you're some kind of mental patient.....

 

[LightningCrash]

> And she asks " do these make my butt look big"?


This is when you make sexual references and/or sing Rodney Carrington
"I like my women how I like my chicken, a little bit 'a fat on the end. Not too much and not too little just enough to MAKE ME GRIN!"