That book is just Volume I, sadly. And it's rife with errors, which every woman will take great pains to point out to the poor fellow who tries to apply anything from it to real life.
I would like to add... I love this one.
When the wife is trying on new pants.
And she asks " do these make my butt look big"?
And of course as a good husband you have to say no....
But you is not lying cause it is the fat that make the butt look big.
When the wife is trying on new pants.
And she asks " do these make my butt look big"?
And of course as a good husband you have to say no....
But you is not lying cause it is the fat that make the butt look big.
Good thing you didnt hear what she was mumbling, dont ask ...itll burn your eardrums out.
Theyre some tnings you just shouldnt know.
.Pee Wee Herman
Theyre some tnings you just shouldnt know.
.Pee Wee Herman
Why is she out of the kitchen?
Not really. It just has to be done properly. "You really don't look your age. Not saying your lying sweetheart, but I need to see your birth certificate before I get arrested." Or "Your mother is completely wrong, your weight is perfect, and you are stunning and awesome."
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faler55
Guest
my god, did you really say that
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OzzieBlue
Guest
Don't listen to him, marriage can be great! Just remember that women are a mystery...and I LOVE a good mystery!!
"What did you do at work today?"
"Ruby."
"Ruby better be some sort of computer thing."
"It's a programming language."
next day:
"How was work?"
"Oh I was screwing with Ruby all day."
"They should name that something else."
"Ruby."
"Ruby better be some sort of computer thing."
"It's a programming language."
next day:
"How was work?"
"Oh I was screwing with Ruby all day."
"They should name that something else."
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