I hate possums......

[ewheeley]

Yeah.....but my neighbors would know, trust me lol.

What will your neighbors do if they find your screwdriver possum? You should track the little *******.

I've killed an armadillo with a pick ax and a possum with a shovel. Loads of fun.

 

[jbarnett]

it's an expensive screwdriver..........

Now that is funny.

 

[plissken]

I was deer hunting once and witnessed this local , young simpleton walking through the woods. I observed him as he picked up a fallen log and started chasing and clubbing a possum. This kid was working that possum over like it stole his wallet or something. When he was done, he picked it up and carried it off. I don't know if it was gonna be a hat or lunch or both.

 

[boomerzz]

I was deer hunting once and witnessed this local , young simpleton walking through the woods. I observed him as he picked up a fallen log and started chasing and clubbing a possum. This kid was working that possum over like it stole his wallet or something. When he was done, he picked it up and carried it off. I don't know if it was gonna be a hat or lunch or both.

lol... wtf? that's pretty scary actually.

 

[Cue]

I kinda like Mac Davis

 

[Old Fart]

That's funny. I really dislike opossums. Nasty looking critters. I keep rat shot for my 38 handy just for them and porch snakes.