Well, good luck in the rehab. Hope Arthur-itis doesn't get hold of you in your later years.
Ditto on that. My teen is now 18. With football and weights we practically own the Dr's office. He's not quite as big as you, but he's close.
I kinda like the skirt. Must be convenient. Hell, if you can wear one, why can't I??? I bet my wife has one I could have. She gets pretty pissed when I put one of her bras on my head though. Maybe I'll just stick with shorts.