Jeremiah Weed

[Captain Fuzzybritches]

They tried it with Zima. Luckily, they failed.

They tried harder with Mike's Hard Lemonade. Once again, they were vanquished.

The latest, and perhaps most insidious, attempt is Jeremiah Weed. The forces of ***** Beer are everywhere, brothers and sisters. Don't let them use "manly" commercials to sell you on what's basically Smirnoff Ice.

Do your part! If any of your bros show up at the barbecue with Jeremiah Weed, slap them in the back of the head and name them for being a little *****. Then make them shotgun a Budweiser. It's God's way.

 

[peanut]

No!

 

[Captain Fuzzybritches]

No!

Amen, brother peanut! Say "No! " to ***** beer! Raise your glass of bourbon to the sky and say "No! "

HALLELUJAH!

 

[beast1989]

My introduction to alcohol was Mike's Hard Lemonade. I would sneak long "sips" from my mom's bottle when she would have get togethers back when I was in middle school haha.

I havent had one since those years...

 

[Captain Fuzzybritches]

My introduction to alcohol was Mike's Hard Lemonade. I would sneak long "sips" from my mom's bottle when she would have get togethers back when I was in middle school haha.

I havent had one since those years...

***** beer is insidious because it's attractive to children.

If kids are going to drink, they should at least get started the right way.

 

[348]

Word of the day: "Insidious". Use it three times today and its yours.

 

[Danny Tanner]

I'm glad they still make Jolly Ranchers. They help take the bite out of these drinks.

 

[inactive]

Back before notoriety gained by tall boy alco-pops and sweet tea vodka, weren't they known for some God-awful cherry bourbon liqueur crap made in Connecticut?

It's one nasty fail after another.

 

[348]

I'm glad they still make Jolly Ranchers. They help take the bite out of these drinks.

Wait. Are we talking about Jeremiah Weed or Lean?

 

[Cohiba]

Those panty waist boys need to let their "go-go's" drop and reach manhood.

Those guys need a dose of vitamin..C, L, or S.

Translation: Coors, Lone Star, or Shiner Bock...from the liquor store...real beer.


Cohiba