They tried it with Zima. Luckily, they failed.
How do you feel about men who drink frozen margaritas?
Amen, brother peanut! Say "No! " to ***** beer! Raise your glass of bourbon to the sky and say "No! "
HALLELUJAH!
I just can't take seriously anybody who complains about ***** beer and then suggests Budweiser for redemption.
How do you feel about men who drink frozen margaritas?
They tried it with Zima. Luckily, they failed.
They tried harder with Mike's Hard Lemonade. Once again, they were vanquished.
The latest, and perhaps most insidious, attempt is Jeremiah Weed. The forces of ***** Beer are everywhere, brothers and sisters. Don't let them use "manly" commercials to sell you on what's basically Smirnoff Ice.
Do your part! If any of your bros show up at the barbecue with Jeremiah Weed, slap them in the back of the head and name them for being a little *****. Then make them shotgun a Budweiser. It's God's way.
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