This is worth a second look.GOP MATH QUIZ (TEACHER'S GRADING COPY):
1. Billy Patriot has three apples. How many apples would Billy have if the Mexicans weren't hogging all his apples? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble don't pay taxes rabble rabble.)
2. A train leaves Dallas traveling at 43 MPH. It is delayed when it strikes a stalled car abandoned on the tracks. Using the demographics of Texas as your data set, what are the odds some silly Mexican fouled up the train schedule? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble what part of illegal don't LIEberals get rabble rabble.)
3. You have a degree, a belly, work in an air-conditioned office, and live in suburbia. How much of your mental energy is expended rationalizing your (expressed rhetorical) jealousy of a guy living in abject poverty whose curriculum vitae consists solely of a list of fruits he has experience picking? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble life of Riley Rodriguez rabble rabble rabble)
FIND YOUR POLITICAL ORIENTATION QUIZ
1. You think This Land Is Your Land, a song written by a man who penned "Deportees", is a song that supports your xenophobia. T/F
2. You've never read an economic article or book without the word "alien" in it. T/F
3. 100% of your news comes from websites with banner ads featuring dead fetuses, waving flags, and/or ads to buy GOLD AND SEEDS NOW BEFORE IMMINENT GOV'T COLLAPSE. T/F
ANSWER KEY: Add total of answers marked "true". If less than 3, GET THA HELL OUTTA MUH COUNTRY YOU DEMONCRAT SOCIALIST