Joke time....It's Friday

[Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow]

Sooner fan and Cowboy fan are both taking a leek at side by side urinals. Sooner fan doesn't wash his hands.

Cowboy fan says "You know, my mom and dad taught me that it's good manners to wash your hands after using the restroom."

Sooner fan: "That's nice. My mom and dad taught me not to piss on myself."

 

[Wormydog1724]

Sooner fan and Cowboy fan are both taking a leek at side by side urinals. Sooner fan doesn't wash his hands.

Cowboy fan says "You know, my mom and dad taught me that it's good manners to wash your hands after using the restroom."

Sooner fan: "That's nice. My mom and dad taught me not to piss on myself."

That's an old one. And when I first told it, it was the other way around.

 

[Istandalone]

OSU must be 4-0, their fans are gettin' uppity!

 

[Mr10mm]

Q : How do you come to own a small business in Oklahoma?
A : Start a large business and put an OSU grad in charge of it.

 

[Wormydog1724]

Q : How do you come to own a small business in Oklahoma?
A : Start a large business and put an OSU grad in charge of it.

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Norman?
Because there aren’t any wisemen or virgins.

 

[Istandalone]

Heard at the security x-ray machine at work: What was the first invention used to see through walls??
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The window, pa dump bump. I'm here all week.

 

[Sooner67]

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LOL!

 

[Mr10mm]

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Stillwater?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

 

[Mr10mm]

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at OSU?
A: Placing a sign on the animals that kick or bite

 

[RETOKSQUID]

A little boy and his mother were walking in a Norman cemetary when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an Oklahoma graduate and an honest man.”

The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”

So hows the whole Stagnantwater Mayor/OSU VP corruption thing going