Ok, kiddos, y'all are gonna LOVE this hilarity:
My buddy and his 3 friends "won" the McAAP hunt last year. Paid their money. Got pscyhed. Practiced recurves. On and on. Finally figured out about a couple weeks before the hunt that he had accidentally put in for, and won, a foursome hunt for HANDICAPPED folks. Evidently, it's easy to accidentally select that hunt as your McAAP hunt. Well, needless to say, he's not handicapped (well, hang on - see below...), so they lost their money and didn't go.
Gave him endless s**t for this....
Fast forward to yesterday....Are you ready? Did you guess it?
'Course, now he thinks that, since it doesn't SAY "handicapped" on the website controlled hunt search results when you check - you only get that info after you pay your fee - now he belives that they make it very convoluted or confusing on purpose because every year they get 100 people who do the same thing and don't figure out out until they've rounded up $2,500 for doing nothing.
He did it AGAIN - "Won" the foursome HANDICAPPED HUNT again! So of course now we're telling him that he's really just about proven his case for being mentally handicapped, so he's bootstrapped himself into qualifying for the hunt. Oh yeah, he paid his fee yesterday by phone/debit card (again) before he figured it out!!!
How many laughing smileys can you find?
He said the only bigger dumb**a he knows than someone who puts in for a doe for a once-in-a-lifetime hunt (me), is him.
My buddy and his 3 friends "won" the McAAP hunt last year. Paid their money. Got pscyhed. Practiced recurves. On and on. Finally figured out about a couple weeks before the hunt that he had accidentally put in for, and won, a foursome hunt for HANDICAPPED folks. Evidently, it's easy to accidentally select that hunt as your McAAP hunt. Well, needless to say, he's not handicapped (well, hang on - see below...), so they lost their money and didn't go.
Gave him endless s**t for this....
Fast forward to yesterday....Are you ready? Did you guess it?
'Course, now he thinks that, since it doesn't SAY "handicapped" on the website controlled hunt search results when you check - you only get that info after you pay your fee - now he belives that they make it very convoluted or confusing on purpose because every year they get 100 people who do the same thing and don't figure out out until they've rounded up $2,500 for doing nothing.
He did it AGAIN - "Won" the foursome HANDICAPPED HUNT again! So of course now we're telling him that he's really just about proven his case for being mentally handicapped, so he's bootstrapped himself into qualifying for the hunt. Oh yeah, he paid his fee yesterday by phone/debit card (again) before he figured it out!!!
How many laughing smileys can you find?
He said the only bigger dumb**a he knows than someone who puts in for a doe for a once-in-a-lifetime hunt (me), is him.