An Obituary worth sharing

[DavidMcmillan]

I just looked in the mirror. Terry may be right!

 

[xseler]

my daughter asked if it would be ok with me to use the ashes to plant a tree. hell yes was my response

However, it would be my luck that my tree gets cut down and made into toilet paper!!

.

 

[Timmy59]

And his name was Tim.. Sounds like my kind of people, matter of fact it seems we share a good many attributes..

 

[kirk1978]

I would like a good taxidermist to do a shoulder mount so the wife can hang me on the wall.

 

[Aries]

I would like a good taxidermist to do a shoulder mount so the wife can hang me on the wall.

I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered across the parking lot at Walmart. That way I know for sure my wife will visit my grave twice a day.

 

[dennishoddy]

Gave my wife two choices. Take me out to my favorite hunting place and roll me out the bed of the pickup. coyotes and buzzards have to eat too, or if she insists on putting me in the ground, bury me face down with my butt above ground so she will have a place to park her bicycle.

 

[Glocktogo]

"Viscous," or "vicious?"

First one relates to thickness of a liquid and the second relates to meanness.

But, now that I think on it, we could be getting "thicker."

I refuse to confirm or deny whether I may totally resemble that remark!

 

[TerryMiller]

Dang. OSA turning viscous it is.


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"Viscous," or "vicious?"

First one relates to thickness of a liquid and the second relates to meanness.

But, now that I think on it, we could be getting "thicker."

I refuse to confirm or deny whether I may totally resemble that remark!

Which "v-word" would be in your remark?

 

[Glocktogo]

Which "v-word" would be in your remark?

Verily!

 

[TerryMiller]

Verily!

I could go with that one.