Let's have some fun! Lexophilia ...

[ConstitutionCowboy]

You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prikk! (George Carlin)

Woody

 

[Glock 'em down]

Mom! Mom! I just saw a man in a car hit two two rabbits right in the ass!

Rectum, Johnny, rectum.

Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em!

 

[TedKennedy]

Kill a boner or bone a killer?

 

[n423]

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.


To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

[AER244]

Kill a boner or bone a killer?

the latter might result in the former

 

[HillsideDesolate]

You guys are a bunch of cunning linguist.

 

[n423]

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine

 

[Catt57]

Lexophilia ...

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words,
such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with
a broken pencil is pointless."

Here is my submission

You can make a vitamin, but you can't make a hormone.

Let's have yours

So Dad jokes and puns. I got this.....

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”

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If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

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What’s the body temperature of a Tauntaun? - Luke Warm.

 

[mtnboomr]

"You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose."

 

[okietool]

the latter might result in the former

Old BonerKiller