Let's lighten it up and try a game. Which toy came first?

[Snattlerake]

Geeze! Does I has to specificate CHILREN"S TOYS?

 

[Snattlerake]

RE: caveman fingerpainting, granted but I'm talking of commercial products that were the top-selling toy during that year.

One in every group!

 

[Snattlerake]

This is pretty much #2 and #4.The Chinese have been making toys since 200BC.View attachment 514609

And as usual, lying to the women about the exact measurements.



But, I digress....
Back to the toys!

Uhhh, CHILDREN'S toys please!

 

[BillM]

This is pretty much #2 and #4.The Chinese have been making toys since 200BC.View attachment 514609

The Assyrians and Hittites were making such things in stone 3 or 4 thousand years ago. Probably where the phrase "rock hard" came from.

Can't find a photo of the "deformed little man" wife and I saw at the museum in Ankara while we were there in the mid-80's. Phallus was longer than the statue was tall. About 10", IIRC. There were reasonably good copies at several of the stores in "Rip-off Alley" outside Incirlik AB.

This is from one of the stone-age sites, and the statue isn't as disproportionate as the one we saw. And this stuff is much older than the bronze-age Chinese "toy." https://bianet.org/haber/the-controversy-over-the-phallus-in-karahantepe-285739