Makers of the Swiss army knife go knifeless

[MR.T.]

Does this mean that the makers of the Swiss army knife have gone woke?


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...nife-maker-to-produce-version-without-a-blade

 

[OKCShooter]

It means that they are looking to expand their marketshare into multitools without blades.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

Wada they gonna call it? Isn't the basic component of a knife a blade?

Woody

 

[mtnboomr]

It's the new "Snowflake Multitool."

 

[Glocktogo]

This version is for the nutless wonders in the UK, where no one can be trusted with something sharp.

 

[Glock 'em down]

Actually, Victorinox has had a "knifeless" 58mm SAK in their catalog for several years called the Jetsetter. It was developed to be TSA friendly in our post 9/11 world.

 

[okierider]

Next up will be the hammerless hammer and the batless bat.... Clown world.

 

[DavidMcmillan]

They have been making “non-knife” items for years. It’s okay.

 

[adamsredlines]

MacGuyver does not approve.

 

[sumoj275]

Ever stick your self with the small flat head or the scissors on one of their multi-tools, yeah I was using it for the wrong job but damn it hurt and bleed. Anything can bed used as an implement to the weapon we are.

We all have a beast in us, and it is how we control it that defines us from a savage.