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3inSlugger

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Hey guys,

I never had an official introduction. So here goes.
I'm an amazing patriotic Patriot. I s**t American Flags and eat red meat for breakfast. My pickup truck has the American flag beside the Confederate flag, not under like most Patriots. And I've only hated two Presidents: Clinton and Obummer. Bush would have been Jesus incarnate except that Bush was too well-spoken. Reagan, of course, was the coolest Californian ever!

On the 4th of July, I fart fireworks. Its time to rebel like its 1861 and put the Ten Commandments everywhere!

Anyway, since my post count once reached 1776, I consider myself a Mad Reddoggitty Redneck SpecOps Patriot of the highest Degree. 9/11 was an inside job and the Illuminati can suck on my long hard muzzle.

Signed,

Jonathan "Thomas Jefferson Washington Adams" B****s
 

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