You’re askin bout all the bad things about livin in the country and I’m wondering what’s so great about the city. I did (I look back on it as doing time) live in a subdivision down in Houston, TX from 7yrs old to 15yrs old. Damn glad I got to flee the scene on the 1st, 3rd and 5th weekend of the month during those years. I will never live amongst all them houses of people again. I like to piss off my porch if I want. I don’t like neighbors barkin dogs. I like letting my kids run free. I don’t have to worry about em riding their bike into traffic. I like the quiet darkness at night. It never gets very dark in the city. Gotta stock up on groceries out in the country but that’s why you’ve got a pile of old freezers in the front yard to hold them groceries. Out here in the country is where the folks live that know how to fix stuff or have tools to loan you. Yessir, I understand you are used to things a certain way just as I am but I bet you’d enjoy it. Moving onto a place that is just an acre probably wouldn’t be a huge change for ya. Give me country livin or give me death. I’ll never return to the concrete jungle.